What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?